HOUSE PROUD. OFF DUTY.Meet Dirty Club

HOME, AIRBNB & BUILDERS CLEANING. ESSEX.

Your mess.
Our
business.

Your home. Your guests. Your next handover.
We take care of the clean. You get on with living.

Find your clean
Fully insuredVisit before final quoteLocal to Essex
YOUR SPACEFor your homeRegular, deep & moving cleansYOUR GUESTSFor your AirbnbGuest ready turnover cleaningYOUR HANDOVERAfter the buildersBuilders’ cleans to final sparkle

FOR THE PLACE YOU CALL HOME

Love being home.
Lose the housework.

A regular reset, a deeper clean or a moving day fresh start. A checklist shaped around your space.

YOUR NEW ROUTINE01

The regular reset

Kitchens, bathrooms, floors and the everyday details. A weekly or fortnightly clean that gives you your time back.

What’s included

Tell us about your rooms, priorities and preferred days. We’ll agree the checklist and visit length before your first clean.

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A FRESH START02

The deep clean

A little more attention, everywhere. For the corners, buildup and jobs that your usual routine never quite reaches.

What’s included

We’ll scope the areas that need extra attention. Oven interiors, inside cupboards and other specialist jobs can be discussed when we quote.

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HELLO, NEW CHAPTER03

The moving clean

Moving in or moving on? Leave the space feeling ready for whatever comes next.

What’s included

Share your inventory or agent’s checklist, the property size and your handover date so the quote reflects the work required.

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Illustrative kitchen interior with warm finishes and a clean islandILLUSTRATIVE INTERIOR
Between checkout
and ‘we’re here!’

AIRBNB · HOLIDAY LETS · SERVICED STAYS

A fresh start.
For every stay.

Your next guests notice the details. We’ll agree a turnover clean around your property, your checklist and the time between arrivals.

  • Kitchens, bathrooms, floors and guest facing spaces
  • A property checklist agreed before the first clean
  • Regular changeovers or enquiries about backup cover
More than the clean?

Tell us if you need linen changes, laundry, restocking, final room photos or completion updates. We’ll confirm what we can include in your quote.

Share your checkout / check in window. Availability confirmed by the team.

FOR BUILDERS, RENOVATORS & PROPERTY MANAGERS

You built it.
Let it show.

The dust shouldn’t be the first thing people see. Cleaning for newly finished homes, extensions, garden rooms and renovation projects.

01

The builders’ clean

The dust has settled. Now for a considered clean of your newly finished space.

Plan this stage

Send photos and details of the works, floor area, access and surfaces. We’ll arrange a site visit and agree the scope before the final quote.

02

The after trades reset

For the renovation that left its mark. Give your kitchen, extension or refreshed rooms their moment.

Plan this stage

Tell us which trades have finished and where the work happened. Waste removal, work at height and specialist surfaces need to be agreed separately.

03

The final sparkle

The finishing clean before keys change hands, guests arrive or the camera comes out.

Plan this stage

A final visit once the building work is complete. We’ll agree timing, access and the finishing checklist with you.

Working towards a handover?

Send the project stage, approximate floor area and target date. We’ll arrange a site visit before the final quote.

Waste removal, work at height and specialist surfaces are scoped separately. Cleaning starts only when site conditions and access are suitable.

DIRTY CLUB / BY KLEAN & KLEANSE

Good company.
Questionable
skirting boards.

Welcome to Dirty Club. For people who love a clean home and have better things to do than clean it. Your weekly or fortnightly reset, planned around you.

A regular slot, agreed around your routineA checklist that knows your prioritiesYour time back. No guilt required.
Request a plan. Your home visit, price, schedule and terms come first.
klean&kleanse.
Dirty
Club.
HOUSE PROUD.
OFF DUTY.
WEEKLY.
FORTNIGHTLY. YOUR CALL.
CLEAN
HOUSE.
full life.

REAL WORK. PRESS PLAY.

The clean cut.

HOMES · BUILDS · FINISHING TOUCHES

The big resets. The little details.
A closer look at the care we leave behind.

AFTER THE CLEAN6 films · real work
01

House cleans · the finishing details

02

Finishing touches · left with love

03

Detail cleans · the spaces you forget

04

Summer house edit

05

Chandeliers · the finer details

06

Walkthrough · inside chapter

House cleans, overlooked details, summer houses and chandeliers.
Real work, right down to the finishing touches.

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YOUR SPACE. ITS NEXT CHAPTER.

Like the look of that?

Let’s give your space its own fresh start.

A visit comes before your final quote.

HAPPY CUSTOMERS

The clean up
compliments.

Gleaming kitchens. More family time.
The little messages that mean a lot.

Already had a clean? Tell us how it went
A NOTE FROM TRACEY

A gleaming kitchen. More family time.

Kim arrived early for an introduction, which was great. The kitchen is now gleaming, the tiles are sparkling, and she even tackled a stubborn stain on the cooker splashback! I’ve booked weekly visits. It’ll be lovely to spend my spare time with family, grandchildren and friends rather than doing the bigger housework chores every week. Highly recommend to anyone who hasn’t got the time or energy anymore!
TraceyFirst clean, then booked weekly
A NOTE FROM JEANETTE

That ‘see you next time’ feeling.

Yes, very happy. Kim is lovely, and I’m looking forward to having her back. Many thanks.
JeanetteLooking forward to Kim’s next visit

From customer messages shared with our team. Edited for clarity and length. About our reviews

FROM FIRST HELLO TO FRESH START

Snap it.
Leave it with us.

Tell us what needs doing. Add a few photos if you like.
We’ll take the next step together.

Your space.
A few snaps.
Sorted.

PHOTOS OPTIONAL. A PROPER QUOTE ALWAYS.
01

Show us around

Choose your clean, add your postcode and share a few photos if you like.

02

Get a proper plan

We aim to reply within 24 hours, arrange a house or site visit, then agree your cleaning plan and quote.

03

Make room for life

Once the scope, price and date are agreed, your clean can go in the diary.

THE FRIENDS OF THE CLUB PERK

Great taste?
Runs in your circle.

Bring a friend into Dirty Club. Ask about 10% off your first clean, for both of you.

CLEANING ACROSS ESSEX

Your area. Covered.

Homes, Airbnb properties and building projects.
Select an area to plan your clean.

ASK KLEAN / FIND AN ANSWER

Good question.
Clear answer.

Search the details on cleaning, Dirty Club, Airbnb turnovers and getting started.

Can’t find it? Your enquiry goes to the team.

YOUR HOME. YOUR GUESTS. YOUR NEXT HANDOVER.

Let’s take it
off your hands.

Photos optional. A visit before your final quote. We aim to reply within 24 hours.

One less thing
on your list.